today me and mom saw this guy from a dog rescue centre with this lovely french mastiff rescue dog with a HUGE head he was rly cool and she told my dad about it later and he was like “wow id love to have a dog like that” (referring to the size) when like 6 months ago he said we couldnt have another rottweiler because he wanted a smaller breed…. . …. .
who the fuck wrote these lies
tv shows and movies that make the hot girl secretly really smart make me so mad like they want everyone to be surprised. here’s a surprise. i’m delivering bees straight to your door
|—||bill clinton (via jeffreyeugenides)|
this is the only vine that matters
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
"It was exciting and just a major, major compliment…I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen." - Lupita Nyong’o on being named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful
Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it
She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks
im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty