mom: “who ate the last string cheese?!”
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
frembley remongler (༼ຈل͜ຈ༽)
how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush
there will come a day where i don’t reblog this
today is not that day
"I love you, baby"
"Excuse me what the fuck did you just call me?"
going to start taking “selfies” on tumblr.. hope it takes off….
atticus finch was the original hot dad