thegeekyblonde:

"Men know what exfoliation is, we just dont do it. Personally, I think its a waste of time" go take your crusty self and pop your pimples somewhere else damn

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

dajo42:

give-castiel-a-dean:

"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
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dancersfierce:

Ainslee and Carlee’s italian fouette’s

dancersfierce:

Ainslee and Carlee’s italian fouette’s

its not even 7.30 and im finished with todays revision already and back on track to have revised everything by next friday…. year 12 gabriella is a different person to year 11 gabriella

legfruit:

1dkit-kat:

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

thats kinda offensive to americans bro 

that’s interesting however i do not care

silverliningloneranger:

Do you ever reach that hippy stage in revision where you feel like you need motivational ghandi quotes on your wall to keep you going?

nuigi:

I told this kid that memes are dumb

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

peekachiu:

drinking water after a pe class

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

ofuckme:

nialllhoran:

don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel

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