jamescookjr:

They’re just people, Larry. They’re just women who are trying to do their best and you made them sound like… like they were…  

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sirlightbulb:

youretotallymybitchforeverscott:

even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already

hedwig-dordt:

luaren:

things that are sex shaming -

  • "she’s a sl-t for having all that sex"
  • "girls shouldn’t wear tank tops to school because it is distracting"
  • "that skin tight dress means she’s asking for it"
things that are not sex shaming -
  • "I would prefer to not see a stranger’s butt"
  • "I do not want to hear explicit details about your sex life"
there’s a difference between sex shaming and wanting sexual security

It’s kinda sad we have explain these things, but here we are

dogwithhat:

i did the 6 selfies 2k14 challenge

"i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake." | broad city

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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zachsgay:

Why wouldnt u date a bi guy … Like what??? U think theyre gonna fuck everyone they see??? More competition???? Come on gay guys…. Dont u get annoyed when straight guys assume u wanna fuck everyone??? Please…

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

hardythehermitcrab:

remember when doctor who didn’t have as big of a budget so they had to rely on plot

heroscafe:

Her name is Ella Thompson, and Mycroft Holmes calls her an idiot.

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grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT