"Men know what exfoliation is, we just dont do it. Personally, I think its a waste of time" go take your crusty self and pop your pimples somewhere else damn
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
Ainslee and Carlee’s italian fouette’s
its not even 7.30 and im finished with todays revision already and back on track to have revised everything by next friday…. year 12 gabriella is a different person to year 11 gabriella
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
thats kinda offensive to americans bro
that’s interesting however i do not care
Do you ever reach that hippy stage in revision where you feel like you need motivational ghandi quotes on your wall to keep you going?
I told this kid that memes are dumb
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
drinking water after a pe class
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went