why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

Anonymous

mammalidentifier:

grafzahl:

romm21:

lizardperson:

grafzahl:

The most humbling thing that’s ever happened to me is someone thinking it’s more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

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What the fuck are yall talking about

Oscar the Grouch and the Count von Count, of Sesame Street, being in a gay relationship and one of them getting pregnant.

Tibetan fox (Vulpes ferrilata)

senatortedcruz:

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I AM IN TEARS LOL

kaedien:
“boot up, Bitch
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kaedien:

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boot up, Bitch

webberwoof:

finch fancam❤

wizardlyghost:

wizardlyghost:

itsagifnotagif:

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

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pancakeke:

I think it would be pretty sick to have pneumatic tubes (like at bank drive thrus) in my house but I can’t come up with a single use case for them in a residence. though thinking about it conjured the idea of putting an empty cup from my desk in one to send it to the kitchen sink, where it would be thrown with force and shatter on impact. and that’s pretty funny.

brucebocchi:

Little Beepo’s unfocused bloody rage is increasing

mintmatcha:

ok night showerers here’s my question: you get your hair all nice and clean. you wake up. it’s tussed it’s fucked. then what? you wet it again?

shittinggold:

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “november 5th 2020” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw vladimir putin resign

my buddy mutual pacing: destiel is canon in spanish

bimbazepam:

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and I don’t want the world to see me cuz I don’t think that they’d understand when everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am